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We’ve all come across internet tough-guys in our lifetimes.

You know the types…

They’re the types of guys (and sometimes girls) that talk big and bad on a forum, chat room, or over Skype.

There over-the-top bravado makes them sound like they’re Chuck Norris, but the reality is usually far different.

One common internet tough guy meme that caught on a few years ago was the Navy SEALs copypasta.

According to Urban Dictionary, a copypasta is quoted as a “derogatory term for forum posts which contain a direct or nearly direct copy and paste of memes”.

This particular copypasta is a very expletive-laden meme that was clearly posted by some kid in his dorm room or mothers basement.

It can be loosely labeled as simply a ‘what the f#ck did you just say to me” type of meme.

Here’s the full (albeit clean) version:

What the heck did you just frickin’ say about me, you little whiner? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my frickin’ words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet?

Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy.

The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re frickin dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poopy-head.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you big jerk. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re in frickin’ trouble, mister.

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A few other Navy SEAL Copypasta versions:

Pirate Copypasta Version

Not sure who came up with this Navy SEAL copypasta version, but it’s funny enough to include here.

Check it out below:

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat?

I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and pillaged over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag.

I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device?

Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil.

The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can end ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist.

Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll darned sure use it all to wipe yer butt off o’ the world, ye dog.

If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment.

But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll poop fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

Christmas Navy SEAL Copypasta version

This is another variation of the Navy SEAL copypasta, this time about our favorite holiday: Christmas.

What the heck did you just freakin’ say about Christmas, you little whiner?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Santa Little Helpers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret chimney raids on yo momma’s house, and I have over 300 confirmed delivered presents.

I am trained in snow warfare and I’m the top gift-giver in the entire North Pole forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.

I will wipe you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my freaking words. You think you can get away with saying that crap about Christmas over the Internet?

Think again, buddy.

As we speak I am contacting my secret network of elves across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the snowstorm, maggot.

The snowstorm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re freaking done for, naughty boy.

I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can decorate a Christmas tree in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed snowman creation, but I have access to the entire reindeer arsenal of the North Pole and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little jerk.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” Anti-Santa comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you big dummy.

I will poop coal and Christmas spirit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re freaking done for, naughty boy.

And finally, here is the Obama version of the Navy SEAL copypasta:

If you’ve ever heard of a different one, that’s not vulgar in language of course, feel free to share in the comments section below!

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Navy SEAL Copypasta (Clean Version)
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Rob V.
Rob V.
Rob V. is the founder of OperationMilitaryKids.org. While he never actually served in the US Military, he has a passion for writing about military related topics. Born and raised in Woodbridge, NJ, he graduated from the New Jersey Institute Of Technology with an MBA in eCommerce. His hobbies include beach volleyball, target shooting, and lifting. Rob is also a commercially rated pilot with over 1,500 hours of flight time.

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